Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Things I'd Rather Do Than Pay $3 to Ride the TTC

1.  Find out I'm related to Stephen Harper.
2.  Have explosive diarrhea for a week.
3.  Buy shoes at Payless.
4.  Fly coach to Hong Kong seated next to a fat Jehovah's Witness.
5.  Vacation in Pittsburgh.
6.  Get a job scrubbing the kill floor at a slaughterhouse.
7.  Read Sarah Palin's book.
8.  Find myself trapped at an Ashton Kutcher film festival.
9.  Sit through an auditing session at the Scientology Centre.
10.  Fucking WALK!!

2 comments:

  1. re #3

    Now I truly believe you will not be paying the $3 to ride the TTC.

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  2. but ya are related to Harper...you would read Palin's book cause it would be funny since she thinks she's an intellect

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