2. Have explosive diarrhea for a week.
3. Buy shoes at Payless.
4. Fly coach to Hong Kong seated next to a fat Jehovah's Witness.
5. Vacation in Pittsburgh.
6. Get a job scrubbing the kill floor at a slaughterhouse.
7. Read Sarah Palin's book.
8. Find myself trapped at an Ashton Kutcher film festival.
9. Sit through an auditing session at the Scientology Centre.
10. Fucking WALK!!
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ReplyDeleteNow I truly believe you will not be paying the $3 to ride the TTC.
but ya are related to Harper...you would read Palin's book cause it would be funny since she thinks she's an intellect
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